Ok.
First quests in the secret village:
Pure delivery missions. Just a sort of Intro. You get told to accompany Sakura on her delivery missions.
Tsunade: "Ok... so, the cat dragged in a man... are you sure you want to work with us? To be quite frank, you will have to do a lot of grunt work, and such.... and the pay, at least for the grunt work, will not be good. But my, you are easy on the eyes, and I am sure we find some... Interesting tasks for you. "
If confirmed:
"Ok, traditionally, When the girlsd start in the business, they accompany a female ninja on some of the easier missions. I guess in your case.... You work well with Sakura? "
"I have eyes in my head, young man. Don't worry, it is nothing forbidden... But she hurt her foot on one of the last missions. Untill she is ready to work well again, she will have to do a few light deliveries. Nothing where I expect too much trouble, but she is dear to me. Your task will be to just act as her distraction. A ninja does depend a lot on their designated distraction, and they have a lot to do during the easy missions. "
If accepted:
"Very well. Think of this as an extended date. This is what you people do nowadays, right? good. Just help her out,. and when she needs a distraction, you step in. Don't do anything too weird, but make sure all eyes are on you when she needs it. "
The distraction missions are more then just easy. basically, a tutorial of sorts, that shows you the basic elements of the game, where to go, how to fight, and so on.
Examples could include:
- Sakura delivers some hot noodles to a few city guards. The guard captain comes around the corner, and she tells you to go and ask him silly, because the guards are not supposed to eat on duty. So, ask the increasingly suspicious guard captain about what to do in the guard, how to help out, and so on, while you "see" in the background Sakura hobbling up a wall, enter a window on the third floor, hand off the noodles, and come back down. It will bring the story closer to you, and explain that you can work for the guard / train there, and what the guard actually does.
- Sakura delivers some condoms to the daughter of the weaponsmith. All you need to do is to get a dagger from him, and he will do the rest, entranced about the possibility of measuring a dagger to a willing customer. In the meantime, you see sakura do a few ninja tricks, walk on the ceiling, and leave, soon after without her box of condoms. It shows you how to buy a weapon.
- Sakura has to deliver a porn mag to the son of the renters association president. The older woman will gladly show you what hoops you will have to jump through to buy property.
After the tutorial is finished, you get handed your card from the ninja delivery service. It also lists a compatability score with each of the ninjas.
Then, Tsunade has a second thing for you.
"Listen.... You are a strong, goodlooking young man, MC... I am working as the head medic for the village. As such, it is my position to watch over certain... customs. There is one....
Ok, I am bad at this. Listen, have you ever been with a girl?"
"Oh? That sounds.... not bad. Well, here in the hidden valley, we have an older custom. When a female ninja qualifies for the jobs above clearance C, there is a real danger that she gets captured. And while you are a man, you do know that females do get a "special treatment", right? "
"I know... It is uncomfortable to think about this. I mean, I personally.... Lets just say sometimes, I just happened to slip, and accidentially get captured, because I liked the way certain of the guards looked. Strong, well in shape, nice big hands.... What? I used to be a hormone crazed teenager once as well. And we are pretty good at training our girls how to escape allmost anything. Plus, women like me have urges as well..."
"Back in my days, we kept it in the family. Don't look at me like that. You usually had an older member of the family, that liked the young ninja a lot, and that agreed to , you know.... be their first. "
"Come on, drop that look, young man. It was not that horrible. I know, modern morals, but who do you want to be your first one? Some silly little goose that barely knows what she is doing, and that will do her best not to make your first time as horrible as possible... or some older, more.... Experienced woman, that can take care of you? "
"Well, I like to imagine, young man. Anyways, that was back then, but now, things are different... I have all the young girls, and each and everyone of them has their own head. I mean, they have brothers, uncles, friends of the family... Not bad looking, I assure you, and some of them quite experienced.... I would have taken my time, and my pick, trust me on that one.... But the problem is, they have all those "Modern" ideas, about finding love outside... "
"Listen. I am not asking you to rape them, or to force yourself on them. If you get idea, it would be a miracle if you survive the attempt. I am just afraid that they will... get hurt. Their first time should be with someone that they trust, someone that has shown them how beautifull a thing this can be. Not some slobbering pimply faced boy that has to drink his courage, pukes all over their dresses, and then can't get it up. "
"I can't force you to do anything here... I know, you had that idea as well, right? Despite me knowing a few mixtures, and powders, that would turn ou into a will less cockpuppet under my command, I am honest about my intentions. I want my girls to have a first time that will stay with them forever, and that will shield them against all the bad sex they will have. A girl, hell, even a woman can go through much if she has good memories. Good memories carry you through being imprisoned, captured, and a whole lot more. "
"I honestly don't know what I can offer you for this. But let's look at it that way: You are hormone crazed, they are hormone crazed, and you have the word of a head medical professional that these encounters will remain without consequence. Take as much or as little time as you need, and work your magic. "
"And lets say.... If you would like to... a few of the older ninjas would not be unwilling to help you out, Afterwards, if you catch my drift. I for example could teach you a few things about medicine, and I am sure if I have a word with the shopkeeper, there could be a discount for you... Others could help you train your skills with weapons, and I am sure the girls themselves would not be opposed to something longer, if you catch my drift. Just play your cards right, and I am sure that you will have a good time. So, do you want to give it a try?"
"Excellent. here, this is a folder with the girls that would need some help. I would suggest you learn all you can about them. "
Ok, and to finish up with a decent first short quest.,...
Tenmari.
Using your map of the hidden village, you make your way up to the training arena. Just near the corner, you see the Girl that is resting. her body is glittering with sweat, and for the umpteenth time, you ask yourself if the Ninjas of the village could wear any skimpyer outfits. She nods towards you.
"So, you are my mid day? "
"Ok, playing dumb.... Listen.... Tsunade is nice and all, but she is a bit... you know, traditional. "
"Let me be more blunt. I know she promised you money to be my first time. Don't act shocked, don't turn around... Yes, she is watching us, as we speak. "
"You honestly think... Ok. lets just go with this.... Are you any good with weapons? "
"Don't act surprised. I am supposed to be, according to her, a Tsundere. I don't know what this is, but she gets drunk, and calls me that. Stupid cow with her slurred accent is allmost not understandable. "
"The old hag is not very subtle, when she drinks, she is all teary eyed, and then she blabbers on about how traditions are important. It does not take two trips to the library to find out about their traditions. As if they were anything special or unique..."
She gets ready, and grabs her big fan.
"Listen, I hate to break this to you, but I had a life before I was sent here. There are villages like that all over the countryside. Anyways, I have two baby brothers, and even when it would break the old hags heart, a girl can only take a bath with her baby brothers for so long untill she notices... "
"Ok, now, you act offended, face me. Good, you are a natural... She can not read your lips when you are facing that way. And I just raise my fan like that, wave wave, that's right you old holstein bitch, cry your heart out, no spying on people that could be your grandchildren. Anyways, I have tried it with my brothers, and I am not as inexperienced as most of the girls here anymore. Don't look so surprised, at least I didn't jump my father, like certain people. Now, we can do this one of two ways. Either, we pretend to argue a bit, I beat your clothes off of you, you beat my clothes off of me, and the winner drags the looser behind the bushes.... Or, since you know my secret, I could let you go, because you "did not want to", let the old hag spy on you untill you return, and then not hold back when I return to kick your ass for refusing me. Anyway, fighting is good for the figure, gets the blood going, and it's allmost foreplay. "
"Come on, I'll try to be gentle. Plus, If you are really want to know... there is a Boy that I have an eye for. But granny does not want to let me fight against him, and keeps him away from me. If I do her stuid little thing, she will no longer be able to keep sending him away when I have time off. So, yea... you would be helping me. Don't get your hopes up, but at least, let's enjoy the fight. "
*fight against Temari*
*fight against Temari, 2 days later, when she visits the player in his house, and insists on getting her share of the action now, demolishing parts of his living space. *
Afterwards, the two of you lie on the ground, your muscles hurting. Temari, now inexplicably calmer, rests your hand on your chest.
"It wasn't.... as bad as I expected it to be. You need to work on your weapons, you need to train to get rid of the flab, and even the fouryearolds in the village pose more of a challenge.
On the other side.... "
She smiles, and rests her head against your naked chest.
"You were pretty.... good with the groundwork and all. Nothing like my brothers, but.... does not mean bad. At all. "
She blushes a bit.
"I-... hope you did like it as well.... I mean, not that I particularely care, but.... I did not know it was possible to do it like this.... If you want to, I would like to train some more... at a later time.... "
She blushes harder, and stands up, a bit wobbly legged.
"And not that you get a big head because of this... But you are kind of cute, and I do not mind training with you at all. The next time, at first, I can teach you a bit more about fighting, and then you can teach me a bit more about groundwork.... No, get up, get dressed, here, you can have my water bottle, and don't worry about the scarcthes, you make it easy to forget that you are a civillian..."