Pink Petal Games
Game Discussion => General Discussion & Download => Topic started by: Lorde on June 22, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
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I was inspired to start this thread last night, but imagevenue was acting like a P.O.S. so I decided to wait till it was less bitchtacular.
I just run across the weirdest crap on the net these days. And I feel the need to share it with all of you. Specifically, I run into this while searching for images for the Character expansion pack thread. So, without further adieu, I present this small collection of images that made me go "What the @#$%!" while image scanning.
First up: This pic Of Tidus I found while looking for Yuna pics. makes me want to go watch GTO for some reason.
http://img232.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43521_10917594_m_122_16lo.jpg
Next up is a pick I found while searching for Natsuki Kuga images. Now, I know Yuri fans despise any form of Straight Hentai, but I never realized how much until they decided to Hijack Kang from TMNT to make their feelings known.
http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43520_b2b9b118944da093066f745459aea8c1_122_232lo.jpg
and that's it for now. I just know I'm gonna run into more of these. It's inevitable. In the meantime if you have you're own contribution to the gallery of WTF feel free to post.
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Next up is a pick I found while searching for Natsuki Kuga images. Now, I know Yuri fans despise any form of Straight Hentai, but I never realized how much until they decided to Hijack Kang from TMNT to make their feelings known.
http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43520_b2b9b118944da093066f745459aea8c1_122_232lo.jpg (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43520_b2b9b118944da093066f745459aea8c1_122_232lo.jpg)
Gives new meaning to the phrase "mind fuck"
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that's not really that weird
there's usually weirder stuff on the first page of rule34
... and gorier
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that's not really that weird
there's usually weirder stuff on the first page of rule34
... and gorier
When rule 34 finally did load for me I found a bunch of yaoi and futa images on the front page. I don't think that counts as weirder. Maybe different, but not weirder.
Also, I stated before, I found these pics while scanning the net for the expansion packs. As a rule, I don't go to rule 34.
- It's slow.
- I can find 50% of there images, faster, on Google Image search.... which is just sad.
- E-hentai.org and Danbooru have 3 times more images then they do.
- It's slow.
- I can find better Guro on Lu.scio.us or even a chan.
- It's slow.
But feel free to contribute anything you found that is weirder ;D
Gives new meaning to the phrase "mind fuck"
That pic just made me laugh so damn hard. And I really don't know why.
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it has its ups and downs, speed-wise
it was fast for months up until two days ago
e-hentai and danbooru have more images because rule34 doesn't allow anything that isn't porn (except for actual porn, that's not allowed, either)
also, e-hentai is terrible, and you should be ashamed for browsing it
as I write this, there are pictures of humanized apple with hairy balls and a giant penis sticking out of his underpants, a picture of a giant nintendo blue bird cumming on a wall, causing it to break, with the starfox fox holding on to his dick for dear life, while yoshi and lucario are climbing his leg, yoshi trying to catch some of his cum with his extended tongue
(I don't know nintendo characters very well)
oh, and this
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/487160 (http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/487160)
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it has its ups and downs, speed-wise
it was fast for months up until two days ago
It's always slow when I go there. :/
e-hentai and danbooru have more images because rule34 doesn't allow anything that isn't porn (except for actual porn, that's not allowed, either)
I've also noticed that E-hentai and Dan have more H images of specific characters. Also have more of hard to find characters. You are right about one thing though. They do have more shock value pics.
also, e-hentai is terrible, and you should be ashamed for browsing it
If you are baaaawing about the Loli | shota ban I'll laugh at you.
If you are annoyed with the jackasses on the forums I'd agree with you. But you don't need to deal with them to get to the galleries.
If you are pissed about the number of re-ups that nobody seems to care about. Just don't look through Image sets.
In any of those events I am indeed not ashamed about browsing that website. I wouldn't have gathered 2/3rds of the images I get for the expansion packs without it.
as I write this, there are pictures of humanized apple with hairy balls and a giant penis sticking out of his underpants, a picture of a giant nintendo blue bird cumming on a wall, causing it to break, with the starfox fox holding on to his dick for dear life, while yoshi and lucario are climbing his leg, yoshi trying to catch some of his cum with his extended tongue
(I don't know nintendo characters very well)
Good god post it. It sounds hilarious.
oh, and this
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/487160 (http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/487160)
Tame, unless you have a severe aversion to dinosaurs pooping semen on their erect penises. (who doesn't now that I think about it.) I still think the Natsuki pic is funnier though.
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actually, I just don't like the system the site uses (and all the other copy-paste sites like it)
and I didn't mean literally ashamed, it's just an (exaggerated) expression
it's not a dinosaur, it's a goddamn guar from morrowind
it's a picture of a guar swooning (I presume after being raped by cliffracers)
where the hell else would you find awesome stuff like that?
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actually, I just don't like the system the site uses (and all the other copy-paste sites like it)
and I didn't mean literally ashamed, it's just an (exaggerated) expression
It's actually the best place to get images from artists like azasuke, saberfish and the like. Also, People into H-manga rave about it. And what do you mean by copy paste? like all those damn H sites that pop up from time to time? Cause I figure E-hentai is the anti thesis to that.
it's not a dinosaur, it's a goddamn guar from morrowind
it's a picture of a guar swooning (I presume after being raped by cliffracers)
where the hell else would you find awesome stuff like that?
Dinosaur, guar, anally ravaged lizard, same thing.
And I just found a pic of Yoko from Gurren Lagann firing lasers from her tits on Danbooru. Which is really what this post is about. Just strangeness I run into for characters I'm scanning for.
But whatever you find on rule34 is more than welcome. You still owe me a flying cast of nintendo characters catching cum from a mutant vegetable or whatever you said that was. :D
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Dinosaur, guar, anally ravaged lizard, same thing.
vanish from my sight, peasant n'wah
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vanish from my sight, peasant n'wah
Still the same thing :D
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btw. the loli and shota formerly from e-hentai can be found here: http://exhentai.org/
warning: unregistered people will only see the "killer panda of death".
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And here is what I was talking about
Nipple cannon's lulz (http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=39747_529a20b480570902c80b212c68ea69f6_123_1007lo.jpg)
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Ima firin ma lazer
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lol
Shoop da boob!! ima firtin twin lazors!!
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2 images for C.Viper this time.
First, Probably the worst rendition of viper ever (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=25589_10751158_m_123_343lo.jpg). (Is this perhaps a silent protest to capcom. A way of saying "Too manly Capcom, try again.) The sheer lack of Viper Hentai seems to lend itself to this explanation.
And second. I'd like to present a sequence I like to call the Happy Accident (http://img261.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=25595_54231_123_576lo.jpg) (Well I'm sure they weren't happy at all. But I was laughing my ass off. Also, this reminds me of why I stopped drinking the hard stuff 5 years ago.)
enjoy.
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That 2nd pic comes direct from the Newgrounds Street Fighter collab flash: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495979
Stamper's pretty crude, but absolutely hilarious. Once the monster loads and you get past the intro, Stamper's contribution is top row, right corner.
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Almost all of that was hilarious. I'm still Laughing about the Forgotten Street Fighters bar.
Thanks a ton for posting it.
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Even more hilarious is Stamper's contribution to the Transformers flash collab: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/388479
Unfortunately, this one doesn't have the ability to choose scenes like the Street Fighter one, and Stamper's flash is the last one, so if you want to skip ahead to it, you have to go manually, one by one, 'til you get to the end... I think you need to be careful because you might be able to skip right past it, too.
Here's a couple he's done on his own, too:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/521401
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207608
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These where great.
The transformers one was about 10 minutes of newgrounds fail until stampers came up at the end there.
Thanks alot for posting them :D
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I could volunteer, although it will be quickie MS paint monstrosities cause I don't haz scanner.
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Somehow I think you are both, at the same time, misinterpreting AND fully understanding the point of this thread.
no artists are posting work in this thread. However, An "mspaint Monstrosity" definitely fits into the spirit of things. Be my guest. But don't get mad if we laugh at it. That is the point of all this. ;)
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This all reminds me of coming across the term "vore" a few months back and having no idea what it was. I consider myself fairly well-versed in what the internet has to offer as pertains to fetishes, but somehow I had managed to completely miss that. I can't say that what I saw really bothered me, as such, but the idea that people get off on it was downright confusing to me. If anyone's yet to experience exactly what "vore" is, I shan't ruin the surprise (unless of course someone asks me to), but it certainly fits into the category of WTF as far as I'm concerned.
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Ah vore, And I thought scat was weird.
It's funny but when you say vore I think of Kuromaru. That blob thing from Mugen.
Also think of Rinoa Saga. an Amature 2d Hentai RPG where people have programed a lot of Vore moves for slimes and giant squids and junk.
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Ran into a few more scanning for Cassandra art.
First, Some guro I promised(threatened) back in the expansion pack thread.
Derp (http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47226_5118810_123_399lo.jpg#) This one made me laugh hysterically. It's probably how her body is still in "Lets do this" mode.
Kratos Vs Alexandra Sisters (http://img127.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47215_100301a_123_486lo.jpg). Someone doesn't like Angel step.
And finally, wtf is this (http://img194.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47236_20070625185450_123_218lo.jpg)? Of all the fetishes in the world..... Why do more than 3 people have the "Spooge on pic then take picture of spooged on pic then upload epic failure to internet" fetish? Why has this fetish existed for over 10 years now? Is there a "spooge on pic of spooged on pic that was photographed than take picture of spooged on pic of spooged on pic that was photographed then upload to internet" fetish? Is there like a spooged on pic then take pic of spooged on pic bukake mode? Of all the fetishes in the world.............
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While looking for Hevn, Sawyer and A.B.A. Images, I ran into quite a few images that I Found ridiculous enough for this thread.
First up, Whatever the hell is going on here (http://img260.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56865_252287_DisneyDrawn_SexRobert_ParrSyndromeThe_IncrediblesViolet_Parrfeatured_imagepixar_123_555lo.jpg). I know, at first glance it seems pretty obvious. But look at their faces... They so don't fit in with what's going on in that scene. It's like someone popped an Incredibles DVD in and drew whatever was paused on screen. Then drew a dick on it. Then masturbated. Also note, this is all I came back with from rule 34 looking for the above 3 characters.
Next, a collection of artwork from an artist on Pixiv called Warionoken.
Who brought us this picture of A.B.A. (http://img177.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56872_816648_m_123_104lo.jpg#) getting a little to into masturbation. (does this count as masturbation?)
Next, Whatever the fucking Christ this is (http://img251.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56874_7931765_m_123_26lo.jpg).
Oh look a pun. I get it, Saw-Yer (http://img177.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57481_7195481_m_123_153lo.jpg) hahahaheeee... ::)
And Finally, Mario Brothers Yaoi (http://img135.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56869_608967_m_123_489lo.jpg). Cause Mario Brothers Yaoi makes me laugh my ass off.
At least Warionoken didn't do a picture of Sawyer getting raped by her saw. Oh no wait, He Did (http://img105.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56871_628770_123_175lo.jpg).
And that's it for now.
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Some stuff I ran into while scanning for Seras Victoria.
First, Picolo Epically Failing at Facepalming (http://img243.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38305_7695698_123_566lo.jpg)
And this (http://img268.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38306_11491567_123_572lo.jpg), Which I am sure will bring Nightmares to a Suzumiya fan or two.
And that's it.
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soooooooooooo... does this qualify as strange?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/200816#search=Code_Geass
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NOT THE BLUE PILL, AHHHHH!!!! ???
psst... yes... thats... uhh, strange.
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Meh, I think it's pretty tame on the weirdness meter. Ranking maybe a two if one is normal.
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wow this thread came back? :D
And I have nothing new for it oh well.
Also, yeah that definitely fits into the WTF category though why they would do that to Kevin is beyond me.
note: I know some people just saw me call Karen Kevin and went wtf themselves. Let me explain.
There is a subset of Anime fans that like to interchange L's and R's when they feel it will make something sound more Japanese. Even if it makes way more sense the other way around. Perfect example of this is the elixir in the Final Fantasy series. For some reason, Some fans thought Erixir sounded more authentic. (Sounds like an erection causing elixir to me but meh.)
Another example is the Old cliche Alucard. You know, Dracula Spelled backwards. Whenever this name pops up in Anime or a Game, some group of nitwits stomps their feet and demands the name be spelled Arucald (I fucking kid you not) and even go so far as to say that It's not Dracula spelled backwards at all because the "proper" translation would make it Dlacura and that doesn't make any sense. (Atomic *facedesk*)
So to protest this insanity, whenever a name pops up where an L or an R could be put in place (They are interchangeable in Japanese) and people demand the "Authentic" translation. I tend to use V instead and change it around to fit the new letter.
Reasoning:
- B's and V's are also interchangeable in Japanese.
- Translators usually default to B instead of V, Thus Verthandi (Nordic goddess of present fate) becomes Belldandy (Japanese Goddess of house cleaning and getting tentacle raped).
- To keep with the Idea of the protest I go against Usual Practices and switch it to V instead
Thus Karen >> Kallen >> Fuck You >> Kabin >> Kavin >> Kevin >> lolwtfbbq
And thus, I'm sure the head of someone that thinks Naruto really, really, really needs to say Dattebayo in the English dub has just blown clean off from epic rage. And that makes me smile just a little inside.
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soooooooooooo... does this qualify as strange?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/200816#search=Code_Geass
The strange and worrying thing is that I might have a use for this in CloneMaster...
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failed cloning attempt?
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deliberate perversion of science
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both maybe
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well, I'll let you know if I stumble across another bit of mutilated dna
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Sorta reminds me of this.
(http://threepeaches.org/gifs/creepy.gif)
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Oooo, what movie is that from?
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Xtro I believe. Not 100% sure on that.
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Xtro I believe. Not 100% sure on that.
Wasn't Xtro the one set on a space colony? Where one of the women gets impregnated with an alien fetus which for some reason results in her painting her face like a clown and killing all her colleagues?
Mind, it's been a while since I saw that
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I think you are right about the alien baby and clown murder. Though If my memory is correct, it was a bad Alien Abduction B-movie which borderlined on the surreal.
Also, I tineyed the gif and yeah, it's from Xtro.
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Woot, I love b-grade movies and believe everyone should watch "plan 9 from outer space" at least once in their lives (often voted worst movie ever made).
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I count Army Of Darkness as one of my all time favorite movies so I consider myself a "connoisseur of crap" as well. Though I haven't had the pleasure of watching plan 9. I should correct that though since I hear nothing but "good" things about it.
On the subject of crap. Anyone know where I can watch the old MST3K's? So want to watch Attack of The The Eye Creatures again. (the the not a typo... least on my part.)
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BOOM! (http://isohunt.com/download/93954925/mst3k+season+4.torrent)
Not very well seeded, but I've generally had good luck with enough patience.
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Niiice ;D
my sister has Manos, and sadly that's about the only one I've seen so far, they do B movies proud with that one at least
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Thanks TF sitting on the torrent now ;D
Niiice ;D
my sister has Manos, and sadly that's about the only one I've seen so far, they do B movies proud with that one at least
I'd recommend watching Attack of the the Eye Creatures myself. Now that's MST3K at it's finest. The movie is just utter crap to begin with so them ripping on it makes it even more funny.
I mean come on... At least get your title correct.
(http://img103.imagevenue.com/loc795/th_57515_0418_Attack_of_the_the_Eye_Creatures_122_795lo.jpg) (http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57515_0418_Attack_of_the_the_Eye_Creatures_122_795lo.jpg)
And it just goes downhill from there.
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Here is one.
(http://img241.imagevenue.com/loc76/th_37499_sampo_123_76lo.jpg) (http://img241.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=37499_sampo_123_76lo.jpg)
Does this count as vor or is it just plain bat shit insane? I'm asking because Vor is usually animals and monsters doing the eating.
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What's sad is I think I recognize the artist (i have a horrible memory for things like that)
and yes.....I believe that counts as vore - being sexually aroused by eating or being eaten, most vore fans seem to dual as the creepy furries tho to my experience
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hows this for wtf?
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sorry if this counts as a double post, couldnt get it to load in my previous post ::)
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that is nothing the first con i went to had a 40 year old man dressed as sailor moon with muffin top
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...Is it me, or do two of them look like Trevor Moore and Timmy Williams from Whitest Kids U Know? Can't be. If they were, Darren and Sam would be there too. Still, they do look an awful lot like them...
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that is nothing the first con i went to had a 40 year old man dressed as sailor moon with muffin top
You sir, have met the legendary Man-Moon. Only second in infamy to Man-Faye.
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Oh we are going there huh? Ok then I got a few.
In the name of his mom's basement Sailor Bob will punish you... With his girth!
(http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc31/th_06070_fat_guy_in_a_sailor_moon_costume_wtf_123_31lo.jpg) (http://img246.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=06070_fat_guy_in_a_sailor_moon_costume_wtf_123_31lo.jpg)
With everything wrong with this next picture. I Especially like the crazed look on the face of the girl in the bottom left. Like she is going to kill everyone in the room. Or try to at least, those plastic Sailor Moon wands they used to sell seem pretty shoddy.
(http://img164.imagevenue.com/loc237/th_06066_30460_TAKEITINTHEPOOPER_123_237lo.jpg) (http://img164.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=06066_30460_TAKEITINTHEPOOPER_123_237lo.jpg)
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both of those two were there that is the sad thing(sailor bob and manfaye
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You wanted "WTF" material? Here you go:
(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/3407/1282182534425.gif)
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(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa28/hatchetface666/heman_nooo.gif)
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WTF! Manfaye! Sailor Bob! Tom Hanks! He-man!
LOOOOOL!!!
*recovers... climbs back to the chair... a trembling hand, still shaking with laughter, reaches keyboard:
P.D. Just "re-discovered" this thread... Fucking awesome!
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P.D. Just "re-discovered" this thread... Fucking awesome!
Special thanks to Dagoth, RyRain, Abtakha and Fixet for bringing this thread back from the dead by contributing. :D
Anyway, some more horrid cosplay.
I like this guys honesty about his own lack of talent.
(http://img168.imagevenue.com/loc966/th_10993_a96890_c2_123_966lo.jpg) (http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10993_a96890_c2_123_966lo.jpg)
More people rape my Eva Fandom.
(http://img207.imagevenue.com/loc550/th_10994_a96890_c12_123_550lo.jpg) (http://img207.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10994_a96890_c12_123_550lo.jpg)
Some more Man-faye
First the disparity between the 2 attempts is almost frightening.
(http://img200.imagevenue.com/loc413/th_10989_45124453b6e2a061b756e06bb031f76978762e3_123_413lo.jpg) (http://img200.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10989_45124453b6e2a061b756e06bb031f76978762e3_123_413lo.jpg)
... I've never felt more sorry for an inanimate object as I do right now.
(http://img222.imagevenue.com/loc738/th_10976_july04_02_123_738lo.jpg) (http://img222.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10976_july04_02_123_738lo.jpg)
Is this a real costume of someone or is this guy just batshit cuckooberry crazytownfunpants insane?
(http://img20.imagevenue.com/loc441/th_10981_2812382adf8726cfbf2281edefe6aec7f6154ef_123_441lo.jpg) (http://img20.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10981_2812382adf8726cfbf2281edefe6aec7f6154ef_123_441lo.jpg)
A string of target and Failed attempts.
(http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc104/th_10984_4512207c5787647aa2fab3eb2b32c8737e0340b_123_104lo.jpg) (http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10984_4512207c5787647aa2fab3eb2b32c8737e0340b_123_104lo.jpg)
(http://img20.imagevenue.com/loc232/th_10990_28041523298abe8e3e846e9b9747c87a60e1e4d_123_232lo.jpg) (http://img20.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10990_28041523298abe8e3e846e9b9747c87a60e1e4d_123_232lo.jpg)
(http://img151.imagevenue.com/loc23/th_10986_45121581dafe50250a31bad80a953ccf0e885de_123_23lo.jpg) (http://img151.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10986_45121581dafe50250a31bad80a953ccf0e885de_123_23lo.jpg)
Unintentional Success is just as hilarious. At least to me.
(http://img265.imagevenue.com/loc103/th_10983_4512202aa6f86b94b8bea16c2d305ce5db90ca4_123_103lo.jpg) (http://img265.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10983_4512202aa6f86b94b8bea16c2d305ce5db90ca4_123_103lo.jpg)
And finally, I leave this...
(http://img149.imagevenue.com/loc236/th_10991_28466861447416cb71fe46a6e624646c64ac5d9_123_236lo.jpg) (http://img149.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10991_28466861447416cb71fe46a6e624646c64ac5d9_123_236lo.jpg)
Enjoy :D
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best not be bashing karudoborudu bokusu gandamu, bitch
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/44f24f70e3e50bec6ef0071e8c6a033e.png)
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Where's the man-Tifa? I DEMAND RESULTS PEOPLE.
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best not be bashing karudoborudu bokusu gandamu, bitch
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/44f24f70e3e50bec6ef0071e8c6a033e.png)
Oh I totally respect Box Boy Gundam. As a matter of fact, I am amazed at his ingenuity. With just a little tweaking, he can show up each year as a different character. Some examples.
(http://img197.imagevenue.com/loc541/th_27166_Box_boy_sailor_bob_123_541lo.jpg) (http://img197.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27166_Box_boy_sailor_bob_123_541lo.jpg)
(http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc235/th_27167_Box_boy_GenericLoli_123_235lo.jpg) (http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27167_Box_boy_GenericLoli_123_235lo.jpg)
(http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc337/th_27168_Box_boy_Gigers_Alien_123_337lo.jpg) (http://img135.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27168_Box_boy_Gigers_Alien_123_337lo.jpg)
(http://img269.imagevenue.com/loc498/th_27170_Box_boy_Just_A_Box_123_498lo.jpg) (http://img269.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27170_Box_boy_Just_A_Box_123_498lo.jpg)
(http://img232.imagevenue.com/loc440/th_27171_Box_Boy_lulz_123_440lo.jpg) (http://img232.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27171_Box_Boy_lulz_123_440lo.jpg)
Where's the man-Tifa? I DEMAND RESULTS PEOPLE.
Good God why? Anyway here you go. :D
(http://img40.imagevenue.com/loc59/th_27760_Tifa_123_59lo.jpg) (http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27760_Tifa_123_59lo.jpg)
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let's go back from mildly amusing to "somebody actually faps to this"
fate/stay night edition
http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/6954d198de725fd03b56a54f97697c17/39653%20-%20Fatestay_night%20Sakura_Mato%20Type-Moon.jpg
http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/83a1b536d12da970a44f225ab6912089/62865%20-%20Fatestay_night%20Rin_Tohsaka%20Type-Moon.jpg
http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/d18a25f92b28fc450556507fbc505422/131766%20-%20Fatestay_night%20Saber%20Type-Moon.jpg
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Jesus Shitting Dick Nipple Christ! Those be Shitting Dick Nipples!
Well More like shitting nipples and dick nipples and a Literal interpretation of skull fucking...
This makes Box Boy hide in his box.
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A short video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chuuDUolRDY
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"Dude! You're on fire! Let me put it out with some alcohol. DUDE! YOU'RE ON FIRE EVEN MORE!"
Darwinism at it's finest.
Anyway, here is a cheesy sci-fi movie which also happens to be a porno (http://www.megaporn.com/e/0AFV12F77a8205020b59bffe940cf7f12defacdc).
Not as WTF as the ET porno but still pretty lulzy.
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@d31r3x
That video is one of the funniest things I have EVER SEEN xD
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A few 'Borderlands' wtf:
Some cosplay (fail):
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9549/borderlandscosplayfail.jpg) (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/borderlandscosplayfail.jpg/)
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2466/borderlandscosplayfail2.jpg) (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/borderlandscosplayfail2.jpg/)
And two stupid things more:
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6586/lilithskaggully.jpg) (http://img180.imageshack.us/i/lilithskaggully.jpg/)
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/4982/giantasssawwtf.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/giantasssawwtf.jpg/)
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A few 'Borderlands' wtf:
Some cosplay (fail):
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9549/borderlandscosplayfail.jpg) (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/borderlandscosplayfail.jpg/)
She might not look like Lilith but I'd still "Skag her Gully"
And two stupid things more:
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/4982/giantasssawwtf.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/giantasssawwtf.jpg/)
Let this pic bare testament to the out of control nature of the Mad Scientist's Sci-FI Machinery Builders Union Local 666 Commodities Industry.
Note: Some facts I found online a while back about the "Giant Ass Saw Thing" while playing Borderlands to death. (Mostly Copypasted from another board)
This thing is actually a stage in Boarderlands.
It's not shopped, it's a monstrosity built in Germany.
Its used to Mine lignite for power plants located nearby.
Built by the German company, Krupp.
It is cheaper to build it so it's self-maneuvering, than to construct or reassemble onsite.
Specifications:
~ The mover stands 311 feet tall and 705 feet long.
~ It weighs over 45,500 tons
~ Cost $100 million to build
~ Took 5 years to design and manufacture
~ 5 years to assemble.
~ Requires 5 people to operate it.
~ The Bucket Wheel is over 70 feet in diameter with 20 buckets,each of which can hold over 530 cubic feet of material.
~ A 6-foot man can stand up inside one of the buckets.
~ It moves on 12 crawlers (each is 12 feet wide, 8' high and 46 feet long).There are 8 crawlers in front and 4 in back.
It has a maximum speed of 1 mile in 3 hours (1/3 mile/hour).
~ It can remove over 76,455 cubic meters each day.(100,000 large dump trucks at 40yds. each)
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that thing has to be a bitch on the fuel supply ;)
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She might not look like Lilith but I'd still "Skag her Gully"
Quite desperate, are you?
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Quite desperate, are you?
I wonder what age it is when your "Must be a super model" standards become "She has a nice ass so I'll just brown bag her and hit it from behind."
For me it was 26.
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That one was posted because having the real thing right behind you doesn't really help a lot.
P.D. Maybe I'd skag her gully too. Probably helped by low lighting in nightclubs... almost sure if I (and she, of course) have drinked too much. I'd rather have Moxxi (see other games thread, pg 5) instead, hehehe.
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I wonder what age it is when your "Must be a super model" standards become "She has a nice ass so I'll just brown bag her and hit it from behind."
For me it was 26.
:P If you've seen some of the girls I've been with, you'd totally toss the brown bag. Hell, my fiancee coulda been a supermodel, cept she'd end up beating every other supermodel's ass.
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Hell, my fiancee coulda been a supermodel, cept she'd end up beating every other supermodel's ass.
I demand Pics :D
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on the topic of beauty, consider that it wasn't THAT long ago that (by today's standards) massive amounts of body fat were a sign of beauty. ;)
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Some WTF reading for everyone.
http://www.skrause.org/humor/stupidlaws.shtml
It's funny to picture the scenarios that caused some of these laws to come into existence.
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those are also called Blue laws if i remember my government class correctly
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If I remember correctly, a law in an Ohio town said it was illegal to herd your cow down Main Street.
This is why I hate the Progressive Politicians currently in power. You don't actually have to pass a law to be a successful politician. I'd rather have the guy that pass no new laws, but actually gets hundreds of outdated, irrelevant, broken, asinine laws repealed.
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"In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing."
WTF?
(http://media1.break.com/nt/thumb/b2/0c/b20c40b42140df95bdf3e489688c37e9.jpg)
(http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc-iv/nude-parachutists.jpg)
(http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/Julia-E.-Laack.jpg)
(http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/peta_wideweb__470x312,2.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DTETUuPEyl8/R0RRDXIflDI/AAAAAAAAAlo/uPqsNEI8H_M/s400/jokes.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2229/2452110367_117956b9f8.jpg)
Sorry, I didn't know why I put the last ones...
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Blue Laws aren't just strange or unintelligible, they're laws that were enacted due to the influence of the church. e.g. In many states, it's illegal to buy alcohol until noon on Sundays, several hours later than every other day, because that's when church usually lets out. Apparently the Christians don't want anybody to be able to get drunk *before them* when they're attending church.
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Hey TF, its not just the Christians, I've found a LOT of similar laws were put in by other groups, including several AGAINST religious groups, and more than just Christians - hell, prohibition was done more by the women than the church, tho i will admit the church was involved for that one :D
on the other hand, yeah, a lot of those were done by Christians, for pretty dumb reasons weren't they ::)
(edit) and no, I'm not trying to start a religious argument, but there's only one thing that makes me really mad, and that's stupid bigotry, either toward or against religion - you want to disprove or prove god to me, first prove you're thinking - 'I think therefore I am' apparently being the root of most scientific theories - and If you can't prove that, what can you prove and/or disprove? and no, brain waves don't count, if brainwaves were connected to thought as opposed to bodily control...well this is a relatively massive post anyways :D - be warned I will takes things to their literal and logical extremes :D
note: I do believe there are laws to the galaxy, gravity being a good example, I just don't believe we can PROVE. HOW. it works, and nor do I overly (and note the overly) care, it could be the flying spagetti monster for all I'm worried about it.
to D31r3x - those were the best ones!
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"In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing."
WTF?
Sorry, I didn't know why I put the last ones...
Ok that just made me laugh :D It's like one of those insane scroll down pics that gets crazier and crazier as you, well, scroll down. The Chicken Hot tub was a nice touch.
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Didn't mean to imply that Blue Laws were strictly Christian; that comment was directly at the one specific example I provided.
"A blue law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws) is a type of law, typically found in the United States, designed to enforce religious standards, particularly the observance of Sunday as a day of worship or rest, and a restriction on Sunday shopping... Laws of this type are also found in non-Christian cultures such as Israel, where the day concerned is Saturday rather than Sunday, and most countries with Muslim majority, where the month of Ramadan is involved."
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oh i thought that a blue law was the kind that was tacked on at the end of another law to make the other party look dumb ;D
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to TF: no worries mate ;D
there's a lot of political/religious bullshit going on around my small area of the world right now - a lot of which amounts to 'I believe this, and I chose to find your beliefs offensive and therefore stupid so I shall openly mock you at every chance' - quite a bit of which is the SCHOOLS mocking any and all religions (except atheism). ::)
Didn't want (or mean) to claim anyone here was a bigot - to many opinions being thrown around and accepted (a lack of a real flame war was a fairly solid indication i thought) tho perhaps my points were some intelectual (misspelled i know) wtf for you all.
well, as my parents (and my religion) say quite frequently, moderation in all things.
/end rant
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@ megamanx: I think you might be thinking of riders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider_%28legislation%29) (and possibly a type of rider with a specific name; they mention "poison pill" riders in the article, which aren't quite the same thing you're describing, but awfully close.)
@ Abtakha: Did I miss something? Is that rant just about irl issues, or did I just completely miss some subtext here? I certainly wasn't trying to mock anyone (at least not in the last few posts,) and hadn't assumed anyone was calling me a bigot.
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yeah that seems like what my gov teacher was talking about he just called them blue laws
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alright, seeing as you're all getting sidetracked, have some real wtf
http://www.dukenukemforever.com/
playable hands-on at pax, and shit looks awesome
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All signs point to this being a setup.
Still funny as fuck though :D
http://www.efukt.com/20740_Cheating_Fail.html
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This store was dropped during the 1964 earthquake up here in Alaska - mostly intact...beneath the pavement.
(edit) that's the second story, I had to crop the full pick, there's another couple buildings next to it, and the fulls clearer, but the dang pic's HUGE.
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Not really a picture, but...
http://eng.dlsite.com/work/=/product_id/RE054751.html
Ah the things you find on dlsite...
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This store was dropped during the 1964 earthquake up here in Alaska - mostly intact...beneath the pavement.
It's just a shame the sign doesn't now read "Go stick your head in a pig", really.
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Oh? Why?
(edit) For all I know it might, I don't wander around in good 'ol Anchorage much. I do believe that particular shop is still around tho, rebuilt of course. ::)
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It's a Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy joke :)
http://www.ligo.caltech.edu/~tdcreigh/share-and-enjoy.html
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I have read those books a couple times, and I always forget about scc ::)
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Haha I know I'm kind of reviving a dead thread here, but I've got something you guys just have to see.
Some may have seen it already though, but it's definitely worth posting.
I'll have to warn you though... Things just aren't the same afterward.
It makes you go " ??? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!" until you die on the inside.
So, uhm, Enjoy? Haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE)
...I swear, only the Japanese... XD
Oh, just found this one too. Ahahaha I love Japanese commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxppZBcdB-M&feature=related
And DocClox, I love you! I lol'd at that HHGTTG reference XD
Douglas Adams was a genius!
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Haha I know I'm kind of reviving a dead thread here, but I've got something you guys just have to see.
Congratulations ForgottenReaver!! You just won at the internets.
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my brain is lost now....
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That was.... random... I guess.... ???
later, must reboot my brain ....
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Haha I know I'm kind of reviving a dead thread here, but I've got something you guys just have to see.
Some may have seen it already though, but it's definitely worth posting.
I'll have to warn you though... Things just aren't the same afterward.
It makes you go " ??? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!" until you die on the inside.
So, uhm, Enjoy? Haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE)
...I swear, only the Japanese... XD
I'm so glad I came back to this thread to watch a guy shat out his own ball sack. Then another guy flicks said ball sack causing him to pee from his right dick nipple at a tennis player who then proceeds to smack the trail of piss with a tennis racket yelling "Hai, Hai, Hai" the whole time...
And that's just in the first few minutes. What does it say about me though that I found the "Coach" playing air guitar in the middle of all this insanity to be the strangest thing that happened?
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Congratulations ForgottenReaver!! You just won at the internets.
Hah mission accomplished. 8)
my brain is lost now....
Hahaha I know exactly how you feel. :D
That was.... random... I guess.... ???
later, must reboot my brain ....
You guess?! It is the epitome of random. I've never encountered anything more random...
It overloads what your mind is equipped to handle.
I actually found this on a "you wut you lose" board on /b/ XD
I'm so glad I came back to this thread to watch a guy shat out his own ball sack. Then another guy flicks said ball sack causing him to pee from his right dick nipple at a tennis player who then proceeds to smack the trail of piss with a tennis racket yelling "Hai, Hai, Hai" the whole time...
And that's just in the first few minutes. What does it say about me though that I found the "Coach" playing air guitar in the middle of all this insanity to be the strangest thing that happened?
Ahahahahaha :D
I have to say I find all your reactions extremely amusing.
But yes, that was actually just a fraction of the overall insanity. After the first minute I remember thinking "Okay... it just can not get any weirder..." and then it just gets progressively more fucked up, to the point where about halfway through I reached "Oh... ??? WTF... Okay, I was wrong... VERY, VERY wrong.".
The air guitar part I found hilarious-- I mean, seriously, think about the kind of person you'd have to be that your first reaction is to start playing air guitar while all of that madness is going on! Rather, I'd be questioning my own sanity at that point.
For me, the point where I lost it all completely was when that nurse guy was insulting the 'vampire', especially when he squeezed it... I remember thinking "What is this I don't even...." and then by the end of the video I was practically catatonic.
I think it's safe to say that this is a new level of mindfuck. Others, please tell me, when did you reach your WTF moment?
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I think it's safe to say that this is a new level of mindfuck. Others, please tell me, when did you reach your WTF moment?
Reading the responses. On the whole, I'm quite glad I decided not to watch the video clip :)
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Somethings cannot be unseen. ???
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Saddest thing is that it is not the weirdest thing I have seen in my life
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Reading the responses. On the whole, I'm quite glad I decided not to watch the video clip :)
It's not really that bad...
Don't get me wrong, it definitely causes the needle on the wtf meter to break through it's protective glass enclosure and hang, cartoon style, from a "boinging" spring. But there is just so much WTF packed in there that you eventually get numb to it. By the time the Doctor tried to remove a tiny mutant Man-Leach from a pigtailed schoolgirl by attacking it's self esteem, I had long since stopped caring.
Though this video does raise some alarming questions. How does something like this even get planed? I'd assume even describing the scenes in this vid to someone would raise a few eyebrows at best. At worst, it would be a conversation that started with "Hey guys! Here is a cool idea for a movie!" and ended with Ambulance sirens, the signing of paperwork and a new rubber padded room for the speaker so he can't be harmful to himself or others.
But this video was obviously made, so that raises another question. Are there more of them? I'd venture a guess that yes there are. Something like tennis racket whacking pissing dick nipple streams doesn't get suggested on the first day. Probably not the first month either. Least not in a group setting. (A lone artist, sure. All he has to answer to is his PVC models of naked anime girls.) Especially not from Japan where embarrassment is akin to death. So I submit that these started off much tamer and progressively reached "Jerk off tiny mutant Man-Leach till he cums out his name stamp so you know what to call him" at a much later date.
Which of course leads to a startling realization. There are going to be more of these (if they do not exist already) and they are going to be much much worse. This is assuming of course the "progressive insanity" scenario.
Alternately, It could just be from massive amounts of hallucinogens and a cheap video camera lying around. That would definitely explain all the vacant starring in the video.
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Yeah, Funky Forest is a rather odd movie. Frankly, I thought some of the other storylines were weirder though. Or at least, the weirdness they had felt less forced.
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Reading the responses. On the whole, I'm quite glad I decided not to watch the video clip :)
This is something you've got to see. :D
Somethings cannot be unseen. ???
...That is very true XD
Saddest thing is that it is not the weirdest thing I have seen in my life
??? Okay, either you are a LIAR, or you have been unfortunate enough to have experienced something on the WTF scale that I cannot even fathom.
Please, I am begging you, what could POSSIBLY be weirder than that? If it exists, I want to know about it XD
It's not really that bad...
Really? Honestly, I still haven't fully recovered. Perhaps my mind is just not equipped properly to handle such vigorous mental rape. Don't get me wrong, it definitely causes the needle on the wtf meter to break through it's protective glass enclosure and hang, cartoon style, from a "boinging" spring.
Yeah, got that right XD
But there is just so much WTF packed in there that you eventually get numb to it. By the time the Doctor tried to remove a tiny mutant Man-Leach from a pigtailed schoolgirl by attacking it's self esteem, I had long since stopped caring.
Oh, well unfortunately for me, I experienced the pure unbridled insanity without any sort of progressive numbing. Which is a shame, really-- Because it feels like someone unceremoniously skull fucked me with a chainsaw and then came on my face in a vile spewage of gore, leaving me for dead in a pool of viscera. That is honestly the best way I could express it. Funny how the video wasn't violent at all though. Just... FUCKING INSANE.
Though this video does raise some alarming questions. How does something like this even get planed? I'd assume even describing the scenes in this vid to someone would raise a few eyebrows at best. At worst, it would be a conversation that started with "Hey guys! Here is a cool idea for a movie!" and ended with Ambulance sirens, the signing of paperwork and a new rubber padded room for the speaker so he can't be harmful to himself or others.
But this video was obviously made, so that raises another question. Are there more of them? I'd venture a guess that yes there are. Something like tennis racket whacking pissing dick nipple streams doesn't get suggested on the first day. Probably not the first month either. Least not in a group setting. (A lone artist, sure. All he has to answer to is his PVC models of naked anime girls.) Especially not from Japan where embarrassment is akin to death. So I submit that these started off much tamer and progressively reached "Jerk off tiny mutant Man-Leach till he cums out his name stamp so you know what to call him" at a much later date.
Which of course leads to a startling realization. There are going to be more of these (if they do not exist already) and they are going to be much much worse. This is assuming of course the "progressive insanity" scenario.
Alternately, It could just be from massive amounts of hallucinogens and a cheap video camera lying around. That would definitely explain all the vacant starring in the video.
Yeah, Funky Forest is a rather odd movie. Frankly, I thought some of the other storylines were weirder though. Or at least, the weirdness they had felt less forced.
All I know is that it's from a movie, it's Japanese, it's WTF inducing, and there are manyy other clips on youtube. I did NOT want to watch any of them though... I don't think I could handle it just yet. Maybe later.
I have to say though, I'm having a lot of fun making my friends watch this and taping their reactions. :D
Best. Entertainment. Ever. 8)
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All right, got another one here... Some of you may have seen it before.
http://video.filestube.com/watch,66a5a1ae4c37e68803e9/BME-Pain-Olympics-Final-Round.html (http://video.filestube.com/watch,66a5a1ae4c37e68803e9/BME-Pain-Olympics-Final-Round.html)
That's right. BME Pain Olympics: Final Round. 8)
It's basically some freakish dudes HORRIBLY mutilating their own genitals in absolutely gruesome ways. It is rumored to be a hoax, but I dunno. Either way, it looks sickeningly real.
So if you do not want to see someone cut their wang off with a meat cleaver, blow it up with a firecracker, and virtually everything else you could think of but would never want to-- then DO NOT watch this. I'm just letting you know it exists. So don't say I didn't warn you. Because I did. Okay? I'm warning you right now. 'Cuz I don't want to get banned or anything >.<
But if you want to witness a whole different kind of WTF, then go ahead. ;D
It's actually not that bad if you're used to gore. I actually find it amusing-- But most of my friends couldn't watch the whole thing and/or threw up XD
Though it is annoying to watch since it's a sausagefest.
It just boggles my mind though. I mean, how much does your life have to suck for you to even CONSIDER mutilating your genitals and castrating yourself? ???
Must not have gotten laid much.
EDIT: All right, so I had some pity on you poor souls and replaced the link with one only a minute and a half long. It's still intense though, just easier to handle since it's in a smaller dose... Or something.
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okay, you can count me on those who closed the video halfway... I couldnt endure even 10 secondes watching these fuckers...
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This is something you've got to see. :D
That's a risk I'm willing to take :)
Because it feels like someone unceremoniously skull fucked me with a chainsaw and then came on my face in a vile spewage of gore, leaving me for dead in a pool of viscera.
That's why I'm willing to take the risk :)
Best. Entertainment. Ever. 8)
That word. I don' think it means what you think it means :)
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Can't really remember the worst thing I have seen as it is blocked of from my memory, what I do remember is wanting to cut out my eyes. Also that first video of your top 3 yes but not the most disturbing thing.
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Was perusing my pics on my pc for stuff to stick in the hot babes thread and came across this (Also, Necno, can you possibly increase the max attachment size by like 256k? I got some good stuff it won't let me upload)
Anyway... MMMM! BEEF PIE!