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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2010, 02:25:30 PM »
Jesus Shitting Dick Nipple Christ! Those be Shitting Dick Nipples!

Well More like shitting nipples and dick nipples and a Literal interpretation of skull fucking... 

This makes Box Boy hide in his box.
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2010, 08:13:52 AM »

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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2010, 11:41:24 PM »
"Dude! You're on fire! Let me put it out with some alcohol. DUDE! YOU'RE ON FIRE EVEN MORE!" 

Darwinism at it's finest.

Anyway, here is a cheesy sci-fi movie which also happens to be a porno.

Not as WTF as the ET porno but still pretty lulzy.
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #64 on: August 30, 2010, 08:41:59 AM »
@d31r3x
That video is one of the funniest things I have EVER SEEN xD

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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2010, 08:06:42 AM »
A few 'Borderlands' wtf:

Some cosplay (fail):





And two stupid things more:




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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2010, 12:31:32 PM »
A few 'Borderlands' wtf:

Some cosplay (fail):



She might not look like Lilith but I'd still "Skag her Gully"

And two stupid things more:





Let this pic bare testament to the out of control nature of the Mad Scientist's Sci-FI Machinery Builders Union Local 666 Commodities Industry.

Note: Some facts I found online a while back about the "Giant Ass Saw Thing" while playing Borderlands to death. (Mostly Copypasted from another board)

This thing is  actually a stage in Boarderlands.

It's not shopped, it's a monstrosity built in Germany.

Its used to Mine lignite for power plants located nearby.

Built by the German company, Krupp.
 
  It is cheaper to build it so it's self-maneuvering, than to construct or reassemble onsite.
 
  Specifications:
  ~ The mover stands 311 feet tall and 705 feet long.
  ~ It weighs over 45,500 tons
  ~ Cost $100 million to build
  ~ Took 5 years to design and manufacture
  ~ 5 years to assemble.
  ~ Requires 5 people to operate it.
  ~ The Bucket Wheel is over 70 feet in diameter with 20 buckets,each of which can hold over 530 cubic feet of material.
  ~ A 6-foot man can stand up inside one of the buckets.
  ~ It moves on 12 crawlers (each is 12 feet wide, 8' high and 46 feet long).There are 8 crawlers in front and 4 in back.
  It has a maximum speed of 1 mile in 3 hours (1/3 mile/hour).
  ~ It can remove over 76,455 cubic meters each day.(100,000 large dump trucks at 40yds. each)
 
 
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #67 on: September 01, 2010, 06:47:07 PM »
that thing has to be a bitch on the fuel supply ;)
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2010, 10:41:11 PM »
She might not look like Lilith but I'd still "Skag her Gully"

 

Quite desperate, are you?

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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2010, 11:52:03 PM »
Quite desperate, are you?

I wonder what age it is when your "Must be a super model" standards become "She has a nice ass so I'll just brown bag her and hit it from behind."

For me it was 26.
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2010, 04:30:16 AM »
That one was posted because having the real thing right behind you doesn't really help a lot.

P.D. Maybe I'd skag her gully too. Probably helped by low lighting in nightclubs... almost sure if I (and she, of course) have drinked too much. I'd rather have Moxxi (see other games thread, pg 5) instead, hehehe.

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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #71 on: September 02, 2010, 12:13:23 PM »
I wonder what age it is when your "Must be a super model" standards become "She has a nice ass so I'll just brown bag her and hit it from behind."

For me it was 26.

:P If you've seen some of the girls I've been with, you'd totally toss the brown bag.  Hell, my fiancee coulda been a supermodel, cept she'd end up beating every other supermodel's ass.

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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2010, 12:45:27 PM »
Hell, my fiancee coulda been a supermodel, cept she'd end up beating every other supermodel's ass.

I demand Pics  :D
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #73 on: September 02, 2010, 05:29:39 PM »
on the topic of beauty, consider that it wasn't THAT long ago that (by today's standards) massive amounts of body fat were a sign of beauty. ;)
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Re: Gallery of WTF
« Reply #74 on: September 02, 2010, 05:34:46 PM »
Some WTF reading for everyone.

http://www.skrause.org/humor/stupidlaws.shtml

It's funny to picture the scenarios that caused some of these laws to come into existence.
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