Gallery of WTF

[DocClox]

This store was dropped during the 1964 earthquake up here in Alaska - mostly intact...beneath the pavement.

It's just a shame the sign doesn't now read "Go stick your head in a pig", really.

[Abtakha]

Oh? Why?
(edit) For all I know it might, I don't wander around in good 'ol Anchorage much. I do believe that particular shop is still around tho, rebuilt of course.

[DocClox]

It's a Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy joke

http://www.ligo.caltech.edu/~tdcreigh/share-and-enjoy.html

[Abtakha]

I have read those books a couple times, and I always forget about scc

[ForgottenReaver7]

Haha I know I'm kind of reviving a dead thread here, but I've got something you guys just have to see.
Some may have seen it already though, but it's definitely worth posting.
I'll have to warn you though... Things just aren't the same afterward.
It makes you go " WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!" until you die on the inside.
So, uhm, Enjoy? Haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE
...I swear, only the Japanese...  XD
Oh, just found this one too. Ahahaha I love Japanese commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxppZBcdB-M&feature=related

And DocClox, I love you! I lol'd at that HHGTTG reference XD
Douglas Adams was a genius!

[Thought Crime]

Haha I know I'm kind of reviving a dead thread here, but I've got something you guys just have to see.

Congratulations ForgottenReaver!! You just won at the internets.

[necno]

my brain is lost now....

[Samu]

That was.... random... I guess....

later, must reboot my brain ....

[Lorde]

Haha I know I'm kind of reviving a dead thread here, but I've got something you guys just have to see.
Some may have seen it already though, but it's definitely worth posting.
I'll have to warn you though... Things just aren't the same afterward.
It makes you go " WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!" until you die on the inside.
So, uhm, Enjoy? Haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE
...I swear, only the Japanese...  XD

I'm so glad I came back to this thread to watch a guy shat out his own ball sack. Then another guy flicks said ball sack causing him to pee from his right dick nipple at a tennis player who then proceeds to smack the trail of piss with a tennis racket yelling "Hai, Hai, Hai" the whole time...

And that's just in the first few minutes. What does it say about me though that I found the "Coach" playing air guitar in the middle of all this insanity to be the strangest thing that happened?

[ForgottenReaver7]

Congratulations ForgottenReaver!! You just won at the internets.

Hah mission accomplished. 

my brain is lost now....

Hahaha I know exactly how you feel. 

That was.... random... I guess....

later, must reboot my brain ....

You guess?! It is the epitome of random. I've never encountered anything more random...
It overloads what your mind is equipped to handle.
I actually found this on a "you wut you lose" board on /b/ XD

I'm   so glad I came back to this thread to watch a guy shat out his own ball   sack. Then another guy flicks said ball sack causing him to pee from   his right dick nipple at a tennis player who then proceeds to smack the   trail of piss with a tennis racket yelling "Hai, Hai, Hai" the whole   time...

And that's just in the first few minutes. What does it   say about me though that I found the "Coach" playing air guitar in the   middle of all this insanity to be the strangest thing that happened?

Ahahahahaha 
I have to say I find all your reactions extremely amusing.
But yes, that was actually just a fraction of the overall insanity. After the first minute I remember thinking "Okay... it just can not get any weirder..." and then it just gets progressively more fucked up, to the point where about halfway through I reached "Oh...  WTF... Okay, I was wrong... VERY, VERY wrong.".
The air guitar part I found hilarious-- I mean, seriously, think about the kind of person you'd have to be that your first reaction is to start playing air guitar while all of that madness is going on! Rather, I'd be questioning my own sanity at that point.
For me, the point where I lost it all completely was when that nurse guy was insulting the 'vampire', especially when he squeezed it... I remember thinking "What is this I don't even...." and then by the end of the video I was practically catatonic.

I think it's safe to say that this is a new level of mindfuck. Others, please tell me, when did you reach your WTF moment?

[DocClox]

I think it's safe to say that this is a new level of mindfuck. Others, please tell me, when did you reach your WTF moment?

Reading the responses. On the whole, I'm quite glad I decided not to watch the video clip

[Kenki]

Somethings cannot be unseen.

[megamanx]

Saddest thing is that it is not the weirdest thing I have seen in my life

[Lorde]

Reading the responses. On the whole, I'm quite glad I decided not to watch the video clip

It's not really that bad...

Don't get me wrong, it definitely causes the needle on the wtf meter to break through it's protective glass enclosure and  hang, cartoon style, from a "boinging" spring. But there is just so much WTF packed in there that you eventually get numb to it. By the time the Doctor tried to remove a tiny mutant Man-Leach from a pigtailed schoolgirl by attacking it's self esteem, I had long since stopped caring.

Though this video does raise some alarming questions. How does something like this even get planed? I'd assume even describing the scenes in this vid to someone would raise a few eyebrows at best. At worst, it would be a conversation that started with "Hey guys! Here is a cool idea for a movie!" and ended with Ambulance sirens, the signing of paperwork and a new rubber padded room for the speaker so he can't be harmful to himself or others.

But this video was obviously made, so that raises another question. Are there more of them? I'd venture a guess that yes there are. Something like tennis racket whacking pissing dick nipple streams doesn't get suggested on the first day. Probably not the first month either.  Least not in a group setting. (A lone artist, sure. All he has to answer to is his PVC models of naked anime girls.) Especially not from Japan where embarrassment is akin to death. So I submit that these started off much tamer and progressively reached "Jerk off tiny mutant Man-Leach till he cums out his name stamp so you know what to call him" at a much later date.

Which of course leads to a startling realization. There are going to be more of these (if they do not exist already) and they are going to be much much worse. This is assuming of course the "progressive insanity" scenario.

Alternately, It could just be from massive amounts of hallucinogens and a cheap video camera lying around. That would definitely explain all the vacant starring in the video. 

[Amoeba]

Yeah, Funky Forest is a rather odd movie. Frankly, I thought some of the other storylines were weirder though. Or at least, the weirdness they had felt less forced.