I would like to apologize, tweaker69
I thought you said "rest of the female population", which led me to believe you were a woman, and since women can't be gentlemen, I assumed you were offended
however, rereading your post, I see that is not the case, and you were actually implying women find me repulsive
aside the fact such conclusions virtually always come from personal experience, I'll have you know quite a few women find me quite dashing
I am muscular, have blue eyes, and a red goddamn beard. that's right, I am like the young clint eastwood, if he had a mesmerizing cerulian stare that could cause a heart attack and was a pirate
and what do you have? nothing
you have your little generic internet handle with silly numbers at the end to distinguish you from every other tweaker, you have your social misadjustments, and your internet rage
one day, when you are old and alone at your computer, you will hear the roaring thunder of twelve trucks pulling a massive trailer upon which shall lie the most amazing sight your sub-par eyes will ever be set upon. a colossal ship of wood and silk, its 213 side canons staring you down, and above them, somewhere close to the mast, you will see two blue dots. and just as the realization sets in, you will grab at your chest, jut in time to feel that last, painful pump of your heart. you will curse me with your last breath, but I won't even know you were there.
and that is how much more awesome than you I am
I'd thank you for playing, but you never even got to the bench