that is why we at M.O.E. (movement of equality) work hard to bring this sort of thing to the general public's attention
us guys dress in tight-fitting clothing, you know the stuff, unbuttoned collar to show off the chest, short sleeves that are tight around the biceps, shirts that are just elastic enough so that they emphasize our muscles and show our abs when we pull them up to "wipe our foreheads"
then, when innocent young girls come over and they're all like: "oooh, can we touch them?", we're all like: "oh, I don't know..." while we're flexing and shit, and then, when they sheepishly reach out for our manly flesh, we scream bloody murder, and sue their socks off for sexual harassment and objectification
sometimes they don't fall for the bait, so we have to provoke them by doing the mc hammer and taunting them with "can't touch this"
never fails