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Title: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on January 20, 2010, 08:48:40 PM
Hello and welcome to the fantastic unveiling of the first ever Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack!  In this premiere edition, we bring you not five, not four, but THREE (3!) exclusive girls for your entertainment.  First up is:

Athena Asamiya!
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3668/profile6z.jpg)

Next up: Kula Diamond!
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5056/profile16.jpg)
Finally, we have: Lala Satalin Deviluke!
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/338/profile8z.jpg)

But wait, there's more!  Act now, and we'll throw in a free, high-quality NOTHING!  You can't find high-quality nothing like this at a price this low!  Order your Girlpack today, operators are standing by!  And remember our motto: What's the use of living if you can't have fun with your porn?

http://www.mediafire.com/file/4jekmzm0num/TA'sCharPack.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/file/4jekmzm0num/TA%27sCharPack.rar)

ETA: Feh, Mediafire was throwing a bitchfit at me when I tried to upload the last one.  Either way, here's the fix, including not only the corrupted file, but two more pics I found while looking for it!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/rydzwdlyyim/TA'sFix.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/file/rydzwdlyyim/TA%27sFix.rar)

ETA:  Holy shit.  I'm a fucking moron.  I think.  I could've sworn I linked to the fix that second time, but apparently not.  Well, it's a link to the fix now, and the fix works for me.  Terribly sorry about that, but hey, it's my first upload ever.  Nothing ever goes smoothly the first time, right?


UPDATE! (1/23/10)

Ladies and Gentlemen!  We here at Alpacalypse Commodities and Everything, Inc. are pleased to announce the release of our new Random Girl Pack!  It contains three (that's three!) random girls to add to your roster!  So, without further delay (beyond this sentence) let's bring them out!

First, we have Nao Yuuki from My Hime as "Aggressive Girl"!
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6961/profile14.jpg)

Next, we have Natsuki Kuga, also from My Hime, as "Motorcycle Girl"!
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8873/profilemn.jpg)

Finally, we have May Lastnameunknown from Guilty Gear as "Pirate Girl"!
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9611/profile4.png)

And since our last special offer went so well, we've decided to throw in a bonus with this one too!  If you order now, you'll also receive, free of charge (you pay shipping and handling) this one-of-a-kind Square Triangle!

[Due to public safety concerns, this image is unavailable]

What mysteries lurk beneath its simultaneously square-and-triangular exterior?  Don't wait for your friends to tell you, find out for yourself today!  Our operators are standing by!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/ukqamgjmtxm/TA'sRandomPack.rar (http://www.mediafire.com/file/ukqamgjmtxm/TA%27sRandomPack.rar)

Disclaimer: Alpacalypse Commodities and Everything, Inc. will not be held liable for any mental anguish, instability, or insanity resulting from viewing the Square Triangle.


UPDATE! (4/14/11)

Could it be?  Is it true?  After all this time, has Alpaclypse Everything and Commodities, Inc. finally re-consolidated under new management, and with a new business model that focuses on not giving away products detrimental to the health and/or sanity of our customers?  Hah!  You wish, suckers!  Same management, same products our lawyers resigned in protest over!  That said, it's understandable some of you may have questions as to where we were and what we were doing.

That over with, let's get on to the newest product off our assembly line, shall we?  And we here at AE&C believe you will truly love what we have in store for you!  This pack contains not one, not two, not even three or five, but four (That's 2, then 2 more!) girls ready to be used at your leisure!  And, as an added bonus, they're all from the same series, Infinite Stratos!  It's like Christmas if Santa Claus was a real person!  Let's meet our lovely models now!

Here we have the lovely Cecilia Alcott, with a hefty 69 pictures included!  No joke, 69; it's almost like we planned it that way!

(http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1179/profile25.jpg) (http://img845.imageshack.us/i/profile25.jpg/) (69 images)

Next up, the adorable Charlotte Dunoa, replete with a whopping 126 pictures, with nearly every category represented!  What more could you want, aside from more pictures, you greedy bastards!?

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9658/profile3f.png) (http://img402.imageshack.us/i/profile3f.png/) (126 images)

Also included in the pack, the rather feisty...err, Huang Lingyin?  Fang Rinyin?  We're not really sure how it's supposed to be spelled, but we guarantee you'll enjoy having her and her 34 pictures around!

(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1583/profile12t.jpg) (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/profile12t.jpg/) (34 images)

Finally, we present the exquisite Shinonono(nonono) Houki represented with 45 pictures!

(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5885/profile12h.jpg) (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/profile12h.jpg/) (45 images)

Of course, what exclusive offer from Alpacalypse Everything and Commodities would be complete without an exclusive offer to our premium customers?  And, hoo boy, is this one a doozy!  Now, obviously, we here at AE&C primarily deal in small things, such as slave trafficking, but we also have a full* R&D division tracking the latest trends.  And what are our trend-trackers saying is the next big thing?  Why, anophthalmia, of course!  Now, if you were one of the millions of people unfortunate enough to have been born with both your eyes, have we got a solution for you!  Introducing the Alpacalypse Everything and Commodities Eye Stylizer 6000!  Simply grab it by the comfort-grip handle, insert the Stylizing Hook into your eye socket, give it a quick turn, and presto!  You are now a part of the latest craze sweeping the nation!  And it's yours, as our gift with the purchase of our Infinite Stratos pack!  Don't delay, order yours today!

http://www.mediafire.com/?h29jgg838hv6lg6 (http://www.mediafire.com/?h29jgg838hv6lg6)

* Due to a generally bad economy, our R&D division has been forced to take a cut in wages and numbers, and an increase in hours.  Our CEO is happy to report he was able to refurbish two of his private jets with the money saved through these emergency measures.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: zartog on January 20, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
Nothing?  Thats my favorite! I'll take one! lol
Nice pack xD


Edit:
Appears sex image 14 for lala is corrupt just so you know
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: letmein on January 21, 2010, 12:56:23 AM
Looks great!
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: zodiac44 on January 21, 2010, 03:28:11 AM
Phew!  For a minute there, I thought you had a pack of big ass girls, and that just isn't my thing.  >;o)
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on January 21, 2010, 07:45:09 AM
All right, that fix should work, since this time I managed to get the "Your file has been successfully uploaded" message.  Also, I tested this one, and it works for me.  Think I'll try that, from now on.  ::)
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: hewhoispale on January 21, 2010, 08:47:46 AM
Phew!  For a minute there, I thought you had a pack of big ass girls, and that just isn't my thing.  >;o)
They make the rockin' world go round you know.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: DocClox on January 21, 2010, 09:56:28 AM
They make the rockin' world go round you know.

So sayeth Freddie Mercury, whose perspective on the matter may have been a little ... non-standard, shall we say? ;)
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Alienhand on January 21, 2010, 10:32:34 AM
really a nice pack, lookin' forward for some new nice girls ;-)

and... DAMN! Finaly I found some high-quality nothing! and for that price?! I'm really a lucky man!  :D
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: James on January 22, 2010, 04:03:33 PM
nice pack, surprised no one made one with lala befor, too bad most other girls from to love ru dont have as much good images.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Zeus on January 22, 2010, 05:35:15 PM
yeah, nice pics, thank you


but the "fix" is still with the CRC Broken Sex.jpg for Lala.....
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on January 22, 2010, 09:31:07 PM
Okay, it should work now (emphasis on "should").  At the least, it works for me.  But, that may just be because i r dum.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on January 23, 2010, 10:42:02 AM
Welp, updated the first post.  Everything should freaking work, as I tested everything involved.  Have a good one! :D
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: letmein on January 23, 2010, 11:07:46 AM
Actually, in theory, you *can* have a square triangle...  you just have to make one of the four angles 180 degrees.  It's a cop-out, sure, but it's a mathematically precise cop-out!

Thanks for the new stuff, mate.  Always nice to see new girl creators.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on January 23, 2010, 11:57:36 AM
Indeed, indeed.  Oh, speaking of which, I forgot to mention that I am also accepting requests, for those of you too lazy to get out there and find pictures yourself.  Of course, a few things need to be kept in mind.

1) I reserve the right to not fulfill any request at any time for any reason.  You want it done badly enough, you'll do it yourself.

2) Expect wildly inaccurate guesswork and speculation in any description of a requested girl.  I'll attempt to make it humorous, if I can (no promises), but just be aware that I haven't watched much anime, which forms the largest pool of pictures.  So...yeah.

3) This should be obvious, but not all girls will be represented with large quantities of high quality (or even low quality) pictures.  Of course, I'll be sure to let you know if this is the case.

4) Finally, if I fulfill a request, it will be because I found enough pictures that appealed to me (or at least didn't make me feel dirty) to include her in my game.  Refer to point 1 for reference.  Basically, my tastes are not your tastes.  If I include pictures that do not appeal to you, do not be surprised.  If I leave out pictures that you wish I hadn't, add them yourself.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Mehzerz on January 23, 2010, 10:09:41 PM
May from Guilty Gear is a unique in another pack. Just letting you know...
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on January 24, 2010, 04:23:21 PM
Ah, really?  Shit, I thought I had all the girl packs.  I dunno, maybe I do and I just deleted her, then forgot I did.  That would be something I would do....

Well, I'll keep her in as a random, anyway.  Besides, maybe there're some different pictures of her in my pack.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: sgb on January 24, 2010, 04:41:03 PM
I honestly wouldn't worry about it at this point.  Unless some insane person is willing to organize all the packs in one easy to read thread, you're going to get duplication.  Not to mention some packs are old enough now that newer/better images are availible, and that trait and stat balance will likely change at some point; requiring adjustments to keep characters balanced.

I've heavily modified many of the packs I download myself to suit balance and taste, so I really don't see why there should be some unwritten 'no duplications!' rule.  The packs aren't being stored on anyone's personal server, so who cares if there's three versions of someone?  Sure, it's stupid to release a pack of a character someone posted 2 days ago.  But after a couple months?  I don't see the problem.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: zodiac44 on January 24, 2010, 10:08:03 PM
I considered uploading an "Ultra-Megapack" of every girl released, but then I realized that it would be a 2GB or so upload, and I just don't feel like hunting down a server that will host that without requiring me to have an account.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Graen on January 24, 2010, 10:36:43 PM
I considered uploading an "Ultra-Megapack" of every girl released, butthen I realized that it would be a 2GB or so upload, and I just don'tfeel like hunting down a server that will host that without requiringme to have an account.

Actually something along the lines of an Official Mega-Pack of girls would be worth looking into.  I think though that there would have to be some rules put in place, because as you said, it could quickly become bloated.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: MAsker on January 27, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
It would also sort of be nice to attempt to compile the released girls and try to eliminate any overlap.  I haven't been here that much but last time I was playing there were only a couple of packs and quite a few duplicate girls and images.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: zodiac44 on January 27, 2010, 01:55:45 AM
I have a .girlsx file that I removed all the overlapping characters from, but it's only useful if you actually have the entire set of girls that have been released so far.  If someone is interested in it, I'll post it.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Mehzerz on January 27, 2010, 08:10:58 PM
Post it. I'd like to know the names of all the girls that have been released. I don't use all the packs myself... but it'd be nice to know who are being used already.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: zodiac44 on January 28, 2010, 12:39:11 AM
Here's the .girlsx file with every unique girl I have downloaded.  I made some adjustments (edited names to disambiguate same-named characters from different series primarily).  I went through my collection again to ensure I got every girl, including the ones I don't use, but it is possible that one or another slipped through my fingers.  If you happen to notice a girl who is conspicuous in her absence from the file, let me know and I'll update it with the missing girl(s) (or locate her pack and download it on the off-chance that I actually missed a pack).
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Mehzerz on January 28, 2010, 02:12:59 AM
Thanks a lot. I'm not going to look completely through it, but that's quite a list you got there good quick reference for me. Thanks again!
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on April 14, 2011, 05:01:14 AM
Oh fuck no!  It's an update!?  IMPOSSIBLE!
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: data on April 21, 2011, 10:48:22 AM
why is there no Laura Bodewig in your Infinite stratos pack, mr.Alpacalypse?
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: Lafate on April 21, 2011, 09:58:30 PM
why is there no Laura Bodewig in your Infinite stratos pack, mr.Alpacalypse?


possibly because there wasnt enough pics to do here with his sources if you would like her done request for him to do it or request on my threat for her to be done
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: The Alpacalypse on April 21, 2011, 10:36:41 PM
Actually, it's because I don't like very many of the pictures of her.  You're free to make her yourself (or request someone else to do it) if you wish, but, as she's not someone I want in my game, I'll not be including her.
Title: Re: The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack
Post by: hewhocumsbynight on November 23, 2011, 03:37:32 PM
Nice sales pitch, Alpacalypse!  Wish they were all that entertaining... And thank you for the special offer of nothing.  You cannot believe how long I've been searching for that.