The Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack

[The Alpacalypse]

Hello and welcome to the fantastic unveiling of the first ever Alpacalypse's Big Ass Character Pack!  In this premiere edition, we bring you not five, not four, but THREE (3!) exclusive girls for your entertainment.  First up is:

Athena Asamiya!


Next up: Kula Diamond!

Finally, we have: Lala Satalin Deviluke!


But wait, there's more!  Act now, and we'll throw in a free, high-quality NOTHING!  You can't find high-quality nothing like this at a price this low!  Order your Girlpack today, operators are standing by!  And remember our motto: What's the use of living if you can't have fun with your porn?

http://www.mediafire.com/file/4jekmzm0num/TA'sCharPack.rar

ETA: Feh, Mediafire was throwing a bitchfit at me when I tried to upload the last one.  Either way, here's the fix, including not only the corrupted file, but two more pics I found while looking for it!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/rydzwdlyyim/TA'sFix.rar

ETA:  Holy shit.  I'm a fucking moron.  I think.  I could've sworn I linked to the fix that second time, but apparently not.  Well, it's a link to the fix now, and the fix works for me.  Terribly sorry about that, but hey, it's my first upload ever.  Nothing ever goes smoothly the first time, right?


UPDATE! (1/23/10)

Ladies and Gentlemen!  We here at Alpacalypse Commodities and Everything, Inc. are pleased to announce the release of our new Random Girl Pack!  It contains three (that's three!) random girls to add to your roster!  So, without further delay (beyond this sentence) let's bring them out!

First, we have Nao Yuuki from My Hime as "Aggressive Girl"!


Next, we have Natsuki Kuga, also from My Hime, as "Motorcycle Girl"!


Finally, we have May Lastnameunknown from Guilty Gear as "Pirate Girl"!


And since our last special offer went so well, we've decided to throw in a bonus with this one too!  If you order now, you'll also receive, free of charge (you pay shipping and handling) this one-of-a-kind Square Triangle!

[Due to public safety concerns, this image is unavailable]

What mysteries lurk beneath its simultaneously square-and-triangular exterior?  Don't wait for your friends to tell you, find out for yourself today!  Our operators are standing by!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/ukqamgjmtxm/TA'sRandomPack.rar

Disclaimer: Alpacalypse Commodities and Everything, Inc. will not be held liable for any mental anguish, instability, or insanity resulting from viewing the Square Triangle.


UPDATE! (4/14/11)

Could it be?  Is it true?  After all this time, has Alpaclypse Everything and Commodities, Inc. finally re-consolidated under new management, and with a new business model that focuses on not giving away products detrimental to the health and/or sanity of our customers?  Hah!  You wish, suckers!  Same management, same products our lawyers resigned in protest over!  That said, it's understandable some of you may have questions as to where we were and what we were doing.

That over with, let's get on to the newest product off our assembly line, shall we?  And we here at AE&C believe you will truly love what we have in store for you!  This pack contains not one, not two, not even three or five, but four (That's 2, then 2 more!) girls ready to be used at your leisure!  And, as an added bonus, they're all from the same series, Infinite Stratos!  It's like Christmas if Santa Claus was a real person!  Let's meet our lovely models now!

Here we have the lovely Cecilia Alcott, with a hefty 69 pictures included!  No joke, 69; it's almost like we planned it that way!

(69 images)

Next up, the adorable Charlotte Dunoa, replete with a whopping 126 pictures, with nearly every category represented!  What more could you want, aside from more pictures, you greedy bastards!?

(126 images)

Also included in the pack, the rather feisty...err, Huang Lingyin?  Fang Rinyin?  We're not really sure how it's supposed to be spelled, but we guarantee you'll enjoy having her and her 34 pictures around!

(34 images)

Finally, we present the exquisite Shinonono(nonono) Houki represented with 45 pictures!

(45 images)

Of course, what exclusive offer from Alpacalypse Everything and Commodities would be complete without an exclusive offer to our premium customers?  And, hoo boy, is this one a doozy!  Now, obviously, we here at AE&C primarily deal in small things, such as slave trafficking, but we also have a full* R&D division tracking the latest trends.  And what are our trend-trackers saying is the next big thing?  Why, anophthalmia, of course!  Now, if you were one of the millions of people unfortunate enough to have been born with both your eyes, have we got a solution for you!  Introducing the Alpacalypse Everything and Commodities Eye Stylizer 6000!  Simply grab it by the comfort-grip handle, insert the Stylizing Hook into your eye socket, give it a quick turn, and presto!  You are now a part of the latest craze sweeping the nation!  And it's yours, as our gift with the purchase of our Infinite Stratos pack!  Don't delay, order yours today!

http://www.mediafire.com/?h29jgg838hv6lg6

* Due to a generally bad economy, our R&D division has been forced to take a cut in wages and numbers, and an increase in hours.  Our CEO is happy to report he was able to refurbish two of his private jets with the money saved through these emergency measures.

[zartog]

Nothing?  Thats my favorite! I'll take one! lol
Nice pack xD


Edit:
Appears sex image 14 for lala is corrupt just so you know

[letmein]

Looks great!

[zodiac44]

Phew!  For a minute there, I thought you had a pack of big ass girls, and that just isn't my thing.  >;o)

[The Alpacalypse]

All right, that fix should work, since this time I managed to get the "Your file has been successfully uploaded" message.  Also, I tested this one, and it works for me.  Think I'll try that, from now on. 

[hewhoispale]

Phew!  For a minute there, I thought you had a pack of big ass girls, and that just isn't my thing.  >;o)

They make the rockin' world go round you know.

[DocClox]

They make the rockin' world go round you know.

So sayeth Freddie Mercury, whose perspective on the matter may have been a little ... non-standard, shall we say?

[Alienhand]

really a nice pack, lookin' forward for some new nice girls ;-)

and... DAMN! Finaly I found some high-quality nothing! and for that price?! I'm really a lucky man! 

[James]

nice pack, surprised no one made one with lala befor, too bad most other girls from to love ru dont have as much good images.

[Zeus]

yeah, nice pics, thank you


but the "fix" is still with the CRC Broken Sex.jpg for Lala.....

[The Alpacalypse]

Okay, it should work now (emphasis on "should").  At the least, it works for me.  But, that may just be because i r dum.

[The Alpacalypse]

Welp, updated the first post.  Everything should freaking work, as I tested everything involved.  Have a good one!

[letmein]

Actually, in theory, you *can* have a square triangle...  you just have to make one of the four angles 180 degrees.  It's a cop-out, sure, but it's a mathematically precise cop-out!

Thanks for the new stuff, mate.  Always nice to see new girl creators.

[The Alpacalypse]

Indeed, indeed.  Oh, speaking of which, I forgot to mention that I am also accepting requests, for those of you too lazy to get out there and find pictures yourself.  Of course, a few things need to be kept in mind.

1) I reserve the right to not fulfill any request at any time for any reason.  You want it done badly enough, you'll do it yourself.

2) Expect wildly inaccurate guesswork and speculation in any description of a requested girl.  I'll attempt to make it humorous, if I can (no promises), but just be aware that I haven't watched much anime, which forms the largest pool of pictures.  So...yeah.

3) This should be obvious, but not all girls will be represented with large quantities of high quality (or even low quality) pictures.  Of course, I'll be sure to let you know if this is the case.

4) Finally, if I fulfill a request, it will be because I found enough pictures that appealed to me (or at least didn't make me feel dirty) to include her in my game.  Refer to point 1 for reference.  Basically, my tastes are not your tastes.  If I include pictures that do not appeal to you, do not be surprised.  If I leave out pictures that you wish I hadn't, add them yourself.

[Mehzerz]

May from Guilty Gear is a unique in another pack. Just letting you know...