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MERRY XMAS! HO HO HO!
*Cue song*
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast
Your ass from here to Pakistan
(Oh!)
You'd better not breathe
You'd better not move
You're better off dead
I'm telling you, dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down~!
(YAAAAAAY~! Merry xmas, everyone~!)