I lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the problem!
"And Saint Attila held aloft the Holy Hand Grenade and said, 'Bless this, o Lord, Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, that we may blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy!'"
I could go on, but I'll stop now before the power of my geekdom causes heads to implode.