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Offline mcromance

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Whore Master Project
« on: June 14, 2011, 05:58:50 PM »
Is there going to be an update for this, i heard project master is dead. i just need conformation, sorry for being a noob. i have read another thread that says the project master is dead but i wasnt sure?

plz conform...


Offline ShiningRadiance

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 01:48:19 AM »
Yes, the project leader died a horrible death in the summer of 1873.
Please treat me well even though I don't deserve it.

Offline Begferdeth

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 10:59:08 AM »
He kept insisting on leading the Catacombs raids by himself... we tried to stop him, but he just wouldn't listen...

Offline redle

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 04:58:04 PM »
Don't feel bad however.  He died in a state a euphoric bliss.  Sure it was chemically induced by several rather large tentacle beasts rather than having stumbled upon true nirvana.  Still, his mind was only vaguely aware of the fact.

His only real regret was that he hadn't had time to implement house-girls joining the raiding parties themselves.  The lack of any female presence during the sexual arousal caused a nagging sense of confusion that became the brain aneurism that actually killed him.  Well, that and the lack of aid the remaining members of his crew gave him.  They jeered and taunted and watched from a distance.  They never did like being call "The Pink Ladies," and he was considered rather evil by the townsfolk.

Oh, and in case you are wondering...  Three members of the crew returned and were put on recruiting new members.

Offline Karohell

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 09:54:47 PM »
Sad day...

If only he had taken our advice of buying the long sword instead of that slave girl...


He did look pretty damn hilarious in that chainmail bikini, tho'.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2011, 09:58:13 PM by Karohell »

Offline mcromance

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 12:41:35 PM »
wow thanks, didn't know he died like that.

What a way to die, huh.........

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 02:50:22 AM »
You never know, I may come back from the dead
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Offline mteir

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 02:44:51 PM »
They say his soul still haunts this board, and if you are really quiet at night you can read his voice.

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 05:34:49 PM »
whoa... that freaks me out...  ??? i could bet i had read somthin from him last night!
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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2011, 05:02:28 AM »
This project has a very interesting name. How do you master a whore?

Offline ShikinamiFan91

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 09:58:21 AM »
This project has a very interesting name. How do you master a whore?
Carefully.

Offline LordJerle

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 10:49:03 AM »
It involves whips, chains, rope, and massive quantities of peanut butter.

Offline ShikinamiFan91

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 09:07:50 PM »
It involves whips, chains, rope, and massive quantities of peanut butter.
The peanut butter is the best part, and it's not used how you might expect.  Just be sure to have a few tubs on hand.

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2011, 03:11:37 PM »
I was always a fan of avocado puree in that respect...

Offline Sheraz

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Re: Whore Master Project
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2011, 08:44:36 AM »
He's not dead, he is still visiting my brothel and i get funny tips.