Bad gift/ Bad girl: 1) "With a large and obviously fake smile, she takes your gift. 'Wow, thanks so much!' As she walks away, you hear a muttered 'Asshole.'" 2) "'Wow, what's next? A dead rat? Your shit sucks almost as bad as your technique!'" 3) "'Fuck off, and take your cheap garbage with you!' 'Look, you dumb slut, I gave you that shit for a reason! Use it, or else I'll make you bleed!'" 4) "'Hey, present for you!' 'Fuck off and die!'"